[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2NoOqVA-Gc]

1. Excessive face touching

2. Erratic eye behavior

3. Unnatural speech

4. Creepy, half smiling
(with just their mouth)

5. Defensive positioning

6. Pause-induced discomfort

7. Hyper-specific fabricating

8. Dropped topic elation