AwakenWithJP: Apply to Be the Next White House Press Secretary! — “Can you tell lies without blinking or losing eye contact?” “Do you have the ability to give condescending answer to journalists who haven’t taken the blood oath yet?”

“Can you tell lies without blinking or losing eye contact?”

BOOM!: “Do you have the ability to give condescending answer to journalists who haven’t taken the blood oath yet?”

“If you check two or more diversity boxes and have no conscience, you are more than qualified….”

“Are you sociopathic enough that you don’t care how terrible of a person we require you to be?”

“The time to be of service to the Bilderberg group is now.”

“To see if you have what it takes to be the next White House press secretary, just go to SATANISLORD.GOV/PRESSSECRETARY.”