“If you find yourself accidentally thinking for yourself or think you may have come in contact with someone infected with intelligence, please self-quarantine in front of the news for 14 days and seek the medical guidance of your local computer programmer [Bill Gates].”

“And wear a face suffocator to reduce the amount of oxygen going to your brain.”

“And outsource your thinking, wellbeing and choices to people who aren’t you.”

“We’re also working with our partners at the social media giants who are strongly committed to ending intelligence by censoring free speech on their platforms.”

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In this video, learn all about the most dangerous disease in the world, intelligence. You’ll understand what you need to do to help slow the spread of this disease. If we all work together and follow the proper social guidelines, we can rid the world of intelligence once and for all.

The Most Dangerous Disease in the World